JERRY - This is going to be my first opportunity to not kiss her hello.
ELAINE - What is the big deal about putting your lips on somebody's face?
JERRY - It's the obligation. You know, as soon as this person comes in, you know you have to do this. I mean, if you could, say, touch a breast as part of the kiss hello, then I think I could see the value in it a little better.
ELAINE - How about an intercourse hello? How would that be?